Fat Bear Week

Fat Bear Week is an annual tournament taking place every October. It pits bears in Katmai National Park, Alaska against each other in a week-long bracket style competition, evaluating a bear’s “success in preparation for winter hibernation”. Participants vote to decide who they deem is the “fattest” bear.

Katmai National Park is home to around 2200 brown bears which bulk up on salmon throughout the summer and fall in order to accumulate fat and prepare for their annual winter hibernation. Adult males can gain up to 500 lbs (225 kg) and weigh up to 1200 lb (550 kg) when hibernation starts. At the Katmai National Park, bears generally begin hibernating in October and November.

Fat Bear Week, founded by former park ranger Mike Fitz, was founded as Fat Bear Tuesday in 2014. He came up with the idea after noting the interest in online livestreams of the bears feeding at the river. Visitors to the national park were asked to review before and after photos of a number of the park’s bears and to vote for the fattest bear in a single elimination tournament. In 2015, the tournament went digital and was extended to a week.

In 2022, officials were forced to discount fraudulent votes in an unprecedented case of voter fraud after irregularities in semi-finals were discovered.


YearBear #Nickname(s)
2020747Bear Force One / Colbert
2022747Bear Force One / Colbert

In 2022, Bear 747 a.k.a. “Bear Force One” was crowned Fat Bear Champion for the second time. He won 68,105 votes, beating runner-up Bear 901 by 11,229 votes. Bear 747 is estimated to have weighed 1,400lbs (635kg).


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Alaska Locals Christen Overweight Polar Bear ‘Fat Albert’

The bear, affectionately named ‘Fat Albert’ by locals, is thought to weigh a whole 200 kilograms heavier than he should be.

The average polar bear should weigh around 450kg (1000lbs), though Fat Albert weighs a whopping 679kg (1500lbs).

Locals in Katovik, Alaska, where Albert lives, transport large amounts of ‘left over’ whale blubber for the bears as a way of ‘showing respect’ to the animals. And it most definitely seems as if the gargantuan Albert has tucked in to more than his fair share.

While Fat Albert is pretty damn large, he’s not actually a world-record holder. The largest polar bear in history tipped the scales at whopping 1,001kg (2,209lbs) in 1960.

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A moose got stuck in a tree after eating fermented apples in Saro, Sweden.

It was a dark, windy and rainy night when Per Johansson returned from work to his home in Saro just south of Gothenburg, Sweden.

“It was raining really bad. In the wind I heard something screaming with a very dark voice,” Johansson told CNN. “At first I wondered if it was the crazy neighbors, but then I heard it again and went and checked. I saw something really big up in a tree in my neighbors’ yard and it was a moose. It must have been drunk after eating fermented apples and as it was reaching out for more fruit it must have slipped and fallen into the tree.”

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The evidence was discovered after they found the bear passed out with a trail of empty beer cans leading back to the campsite. A total of 36 cans were found with bite marks and bear claw punctures in them.

What’s even funnier about the situation is the bear was only interested in a specific type of beer called Rainier Beer. When investigating the scene it was found the bear opened one Busch Beer and apparently didn’t like it because he left the rest of them untouched. However, he drank all of the Rainier Beer.

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Boozy beer bears: Family of bears break into cabin and finish off 100 cans of lager

A family of bears broke into a holiday cabin, emptied the food cupboards and polished off over a hundred cans of lager.

When Even Borthen Nilsen and his family arrived at their house in northeast Norway they were in for a shock.

The unwelcome house guests made their way into the hut through a window located three feet above the ground and proceeded to smash furniture and indulge in what the cabin had to offer.

The bears had made it through the cupboards finishing of all the food in the hut including chocolate, honey and jam.

Read more at Daily Mail

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Bizarre footage from Berlin shows police officers blocking a street to allow a herd of more than 20 wild boars to cross.

In the clip piglets charge across the road in the Zehlendorf district followed by their parents.

A police car is parked across both lanes further down the road and an officer wearing a facemask stands on the pavement watching the pigs.

Read more at Daily Mail

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